Saturday, June 12, 2010

when a strange man asks you to get into a van... YOU GO

ok. so what the fuck? We were standing on the street getting ready to shred when some dudes come up to us and ask us if we'd like to use their van. This is how the night begins. Use the van we did, embarrass himself... he would. Guess what dummy, i don't care about your band. I also don't care about your psychedelic ukulele side project. Meanwhile, don't expect me to not laugh when you want to have a conversation about how great tonight's turn out was for your show because I was there. There were like twenty people at best and 15 of them spent all night sitting outside texting and chain smoking.  and just in case you're still wondering... no my friends and i would not like to have sex with you tonight... PASS.

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