1. You will split a bottle of wine, very quickly, with one of your friends. You will chain smoke in the back yard and only watch a couple of songs by each band before you play. You will smoke weed right before you play.
2. After smoking said weed you feel the power of a thousand Steve Croppers take ahold of you, and you play one of the best shows of your life. Not because you were good, but because it was groovy. and because you passed a joint to the crowd.
3. When you're done playing you'll be drinking a glass of water and hand it to your friend to have her take a drink and exclaim "Ew! what the fuck is this?"
4. While you're loading out you'll pass some guy peeing outside. He'll tell you mid-whiz that he REALLY, REALLY, REALLY liked your show. He seems offended when your response is "you have your penis in your hand, sir."